Monday, January 30, 2012

The Monday Funnies

We've made it to the last Monday in January. Consider that a fine accomplishment.

Reward yourself with a smile or two, free of charge from Pat Hill and the Fiat Lux Productions Jokester Department.

Welcome to the Monday Funnies, and enjoy your week...

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A pastor was preaching an impassioned sermon on the evils of television. "It steals away precious time that could be better spent on other things," he said.

He advised the congregation to do what he and his family had done: "We put our TV away in the closet."

"That's right," his wife mumbled, "and it gets awfully crowded in there."

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The children in Sunday School performed a song during service that they had been working on for weeks.

The harmony was wonderful and the kids' enthusiasm was contagious. When they finished, the congregation stood, applauding their efforts.

After the service, an eight-year-old ran up to his Mom excitedly, and exclaimed "Mom! Did you see that? We got a standing congregation!"

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