The Monday Funnies

The Jokester Department at Fiat Lux Productions, headed by Patrick Hill, seems to have gone lazy on us for the holidays. All he sent me were some very dumb ski jokes that just won't cut the mustard here folks. Skiing is next to Godliness in this household. So we are going deep into the files for a joke he sent last summer, and a cartoon by Dave Walker. It is still Christmas. Enjoy your summer, er, Monday...

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It was a blistering hot day and Adam and his two sons, Cain and Abel, were trudging across an expanse of burning, arid desert with their meager supply of water slung in goatskins over their backs.

All at once, they came upon a lush, verdant oasis: a veritable Paradise filled with fruit trees and gorgeous flowers of every description. Wearily, they sat down to rest and to admire the lovely setting.

"Boys," sighed Adam to his two sons, "this is where your mother ate us out of house and home!"