Enjoy your gobbler week and welcome to the Monday Funnies . . .
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One fellow was violently tearing through his Bible in a desperate search. A friend came up and asked, "Is something wrong?"
"Yes," he said, "I can't remember if the Thanksgiving story is in the Old Testament or New Testament."
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November is nature's way of giving you time to eat up the leftover Halloween candy before you have to start eating up the leftover turkey.
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As someone has said, "If God had meant for us to fast on Thanksgiving, he would never have created 30-pound turkeys."
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The preacher's wife admonished him before his Thanksgiving Service:
"Remember when you go on and on about all our Pilgrim Fathers had to endure that our Pilgrim Mothers had to endure all that and the Pilgrim Fathers as well.
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Our slogan this Thanksgiving: "Eat until you're thankful; not until you are sorry."
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O, COME ALL YE TURKEYS
(Tune O Come All Ye Faithful)
O come all ye turkeys,
Fully dressed or boneless;
Come all ye Armor Stars,
This Thanksgiving day.
Come and be basted,
You will not be wasted;
Oh be our guest for dinner,
Oh be our guest for dinner,
Oh be our guest for dinner,
Thanksgiving Day.
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