The Monday Funnies

I'm a little late starting today, but it is a holiday. Here's some jokes from our buddy Patrick Hill.

Enjoy your Monday off if you have it off . . .

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The boy found a W.W.J.D. (What would Jesus do?) bracelet and wanted to buy it.

His mother asked him if he knew what it meant.

The boy responded, "Of course I do Mom! It's Jesus' web-site!"

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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.

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Our church organist was a grand old lady, but every Sunday she allowed her two dogs to accompany her to church. The congregations did not mind the dogs, but they were upset when the two dogs would howl through every high note from the organ.

Finally the congregation asked the minister to insist the organist leave her dogs at home.

"Give me one week," said the minister, "and then I'll tell you what I have decided to do."

On the following Sunday the minister announced his decision. Fearing that the organist would leave if her dogs couldn't come to church, and that would have a devastating effect on the worship services, he said, "Friends, I have decided that it is better the dogs come to church than the church go to the dogs!"