The Monday Funnies

Spring is here. Daffodils blooming, redbuds budding, and the deer are brazenly back in our front yard. It is time for The Monday Funnies...

This joke comes from John Reid, our parish administrator. He clipped it from a magazine:

Louie was shipwrecked and lived alone on a desert island for years until he was finally rescued. Before leaving the island, he gave the rescue party a tour.

"I built myself a house. That's it there. Here's the barn, and over here is the church I worshipped in."

"What' that building over there?" one of the rescuers asked.

Louie sneered, "That's the church I used to belong to."