Monday, March 8, 2010

The Monday Funnies

We have the Bishop coming next Sunday, so quick! We need a few laughs first before we get serious (it is Lent after all). Cartoonist Dave Walker gives us a glimpse of what the bishops do when not visiting parishes.

And here's a few jokes to start your Monday. Enjoy the Monday Funnies . . .

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Three pastors were out fishing. It being Lent, they decided to confess
their sins to one another.

First one admitted a weakness for the bottle.

Second one admitted lusting after women in his heart.

Third one wouldn't confess. The other two wouldn't let him get away with
that. He finally confessed, "I have a weakness for gossip and I sure can't
wait to get back to town!"
* * *

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his

"Yes, sir," the employee replied.

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she
stopped in to see you."

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