Maybe getting to Monday is not so bad after all.
May you have a good week, enjoy the early Spring (on the East Coast -- we hear it is rather miserable in the West). Here are a few jokes from Pat Hill, director of the Jokester Department at Fiat Lux Productions:
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Father O'Malley answers the phone. “Hello, is this Father O'Malley?”
“It is!”
“This is the IRS. Can you help us?”
“I can!”
“Do you know a Ted Houlihan?”
“I do!”
“Is he a member of your congregation?”
“He is!”
“Did he donate $10,000 to the church?”
“He will.”
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King Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon was astonished that the hungry lions had not eaten Daniel. He summoned Daniel and promised him that if he would reveal his secret, the king would give him his freedom.
“It was easy, your Excellency,” Daniel said. “I went around and whispered in each lion's ear — ‘After dinner, there will be speeches.’ ”
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