Monday, June 15, 2009

The Monday Funnies

For those of you with teenagers, you've probably discovered that you can communicate with them sometimes best by texting them. For those of you unaware of this technological advancement, "texting" is the sending of semi-literate messages back-and-forth on cellular telephones.

And so it is with religious education, as we in the Church ever strive to keep up with the times. So, parents, here is how to text your kids instructions on the Ten Commandments. We got it straight from the mountaintop. Welcome to the Monday Funnies...

GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

ps. wwjd?

Cartoon by Dave Walker

1 comment:

metasim said...

Ooooh, is the "Secret and Illegal Liturgies" room near the bell tower or the boiler room? :-)