Monday, May 7, 2012

The Monday Funnies

It's been a week or two since we've had the Monday Funnies, and so we are overdo for a few laughs in this space, and the expense of organized religion of course. And a cartoon by Dave Walker.

Here are some oldies-but-goodies from the joke locker. Enjoy your week!

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After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." 
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" 
"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
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One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church starring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex."  
"Good morning Pastor," he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor, what is this?"   
The pastor said, "Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." 
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, "Which service, the 8:45 or the 11:00?"

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