Monday, May 9, 2011

The Monday Funnies

How about a few jokes to start the week. The Joke Department here at Fiat Lux is scraping the bottom of the ecclesiastical barrel to bring you these. Welcome to the Monday Funnies, enjoy your week . . .

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At a wedding I recently attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember the faithful dead.

As the church grew quiet, a little boy sitting in front of me turned to his father and said excitedly, "Dad, you have some of their albums!"

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One man was talking to another at church. He asked, "So where is that boy of yours?"

"Josh is in college," the second man replied.

"What's he taking?"

The second man grimaced, "Every cent I have."

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