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The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Johnny interrupted. "My Mommy looked back once while she was driving," he announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"
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A Stranger in Londonderry, Ireland is walking along when he suddenly feels the barrel of a gun pressed into his back.
"Answer!," says a voice behind the stranger,"Are ye Protestant or are ye Catholic?"
Not knowing how to answer and understandable fearful for his life, the stranger tries to think his way out of the potentially life-threatening situation.
"I'm a Jew!," he shouts.
The voice says, "Praise Allah, I'm the luckiest Arab in Ulster."